BAT DICK!!!Or: Two Guys Running from a Bat Monster
By Salt Dixon
“Male… how do you know it was male?” Kent asked.
James had had enough. “Fuck man, you’re asking me about bat dick. I don’t fucking know!” James’s face was turning beat read as he went on without a breath, “I dont fucking know what a bat dick looks like, Kent. Some weird flap thing?! I don’t know! But, I do know what a bat vagina doesn’t look like, and what it doesn’t look like is a goddamn bat dick! The fucking monster is a boy and it wants to fucking eat you you fucking child!”
“Well, Sorry man. You’re the one who brought up that it was a boy.”
“So we could fucking hunt it more effectively you dumb mother fucker!”
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