Silly Seymour
By Dr. Sause
Silly Seymour is much more than a cat
In a stupid banana hat.
He came from nowhere
And caught Billy and Danny in a dirty stare.
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Mrs. Kaye next door,
Forgot to close her blinds
While dressing one morn.
Seymour called out,
“Hey, you silly Tits!”
And caused the boys to fall about.
“Don’t be creepy Gits!
“Find Billy’s Dad’s special books in his special shed,
And discover why he spits and has weird fits!”
Too late!
Mr. Kaye caught the boys
Full of spite and hate,
Beat them with them hella lot of joy.
Silly Seymour taught
The boys about revenge
And that murder is not a sin,
“Sometimes Its okay to come unhinged”
