Dr. Mary Von Rocksprocket

Why is it that people of all ages are following the lead of Generation Wuss in dying their hair blue? In my day, when men were men and people who identified as cats were rightfully locked away from the rest of society, blue hair was reserved for shriveled up, sexless, old ladies. Ladies who would carry heavy objects in their purses, just to hit people with them! Don’t be a Mr. Bungle! Don’t be a Blue Hair! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA